1. Kirsten Dunst
A gay man in Seattle ran up to me in the street and told me I looked EXACTLY like her, and I must get that all the time. Nope. Never have before and never have since. This is a common characteristic of these celebrity sightings. People are always hesitant to tell me because they are all so afraid that I've heard it too many times.2. Maggie Gyllenhaal
This one I was so ecstatic about! I had recently cut my hair short and wore it curly. I wanted to look like her when a regular customer at the Blue Dog told me that he thought I was a dead-ringer for her. Within the following month, two other customers told me the same thing.
3. Fiona Apple
Again, another customer at Blue Dog casually mentioned that I looked like her. She asked me if I had heard that before. "No," I said. And with a proud smile added, "But people do tell me I look like Maggie Gyllenhaal." The girl gasped. "Totally!" she said. "You look exactly like her!"4. The chick from "Scrubs"
At my 23rd birthday gathering, a rather drunk boy who I had met once before started ranting how I looked like this lovely lady. I ran into him this past weekend. He did not remember ever meeting me, but did remember that I looked JUST like this girl.5. Mia Farrow
At the boyfriend's work's Christmas party, the wife of one of his co-workers insisted I look like Woody Allen's old fling. I like thinking I look like a movie star from times past. I approve this one.6. Taylor Swift
My friend Brehnan told me this one. I was a bit surprised. To me, Swift is much like a country barbie doll. She is pretty sure, but she doesn't look like a real human. I am kind of afraid of her. But two days after Brehnan broke the news to me, he texted me at midnight, saying simply "TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING SWIFT."
