My friend from high school and I have a long history of making fun of conservative christians. It never gets old or stops being funny to us. I can remember one night in particular, being drunk and the two of us imitating a southern accent for a number of hours saying such things as "That'll put the fear of the almighty in your heart" and "If the Lord puts a gun in my hands, I'm a gonna shoot it."
Yesterday she sent me an amusing link to a conservative christian blog called "My Blessed Home." The woman who writes this blog is a big fan of mumu (sp?) dresses and a website called "Ladies Against Feminism." She writes about female modesty, being submissive to your husband, and females being natural born whores of Babylon. This woman is in a word deranged. So we mocked and laughed. I wrote back to her some mocking statement like "I really need to start living by the word of God." The MOMENT I sent this to her, ACDC's "Highway to Hell" came on my itunes. I laughed and then I shook a little with fear. Is this God telling me he is sentencing me to eternal damnation? He has reportedly sent floods, plagues, and Barry Matilow to this Earth before to warn us all. Did I really receive a call to repent a few hours ago? Then again, would God really use ACDC in such a manner when there are so many better bands out there to deliver his message?
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God must have an AWESOME sense of humor. That's my explanation, and if not... There's probably beer in hell.
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